Cars
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vi
HUMMER H2 SUT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iv
FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Generally speaking, in 2010 you'd want to buy something with relatively recent engineering - not something from 1877. The headlights look like they each have a runny nose. This vehicle, without...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iii
BMW X6 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness? Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts...
- The Bad 8 V3.0 - Part Vii
LINCOLN TOWN CAR Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Cars should be sized like cars, not yachts. The interior's supposed luxury environment looks like it's straight out of 1989. If every old taxi driver at the airport drives one, you shouldn't....
- The Bad 8 V2.0 - Part Ii
CHRYSLER SEBRING CONVERTIBLE "Are is our children learning?" one not-terribly-wise man said in the recent past. If Chrysler is viewed as one of those children, then no, our children is not learning. Last year, you see, Chrysler built this Sebring Convertible...
Cars
THE BAD 8 v3.0 - PART II
CHRYSLER SEBRING CONVERTIBLE
Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Ranked as one of the ugliest cars ever to hit the road, especially with the top up. Handle with as much alacrity as a mid-90s Suburban. Built for retirees in south Florida.
Alternatives: Ford Mustang Convertible, Mazda MX-5 Miata, crawling into a hole full of ants
Base USD Price: $28,590
Ideal Owner: 76-year old married snowbirds with paint-on tans and a collection of fit-over sunglasses.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: Buy a Chrysler Sebring Convertible, get a Jeep Wrangler free.
CLICK HERE FOR THE BAD 8 v3.0 PART I
CLICK HERE FOR THE BAD 8 v3.0 PART III
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vi
HUMMER H2 SUT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iv
FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Generally speaking, in 2010 you'd want to buy something with relatively recent engineering - not something from 1877. The headlights look like they each have a runny nose. This vehicle, without...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iii
BMW X6 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness? Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts...
- The Bad 8 V3.0 - Part Vii
LINCOLN TOWN CAR Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Cars should be sized like cars, not yachts. The interior's supposed luxury environment looks like it's straight out of 1989. If every old taxi driver at the airport drives one, you shouldn't....
- The Bad 8 V2.0 - Part Ii
CHRYSLER SEBRING CONVERTIBLE "Are is our children learning?" one not-terribly-wise man said in the recent past. If Chrysler is viewed as one of those children, then no, our children is not learning. Last year, you see, Chrysler built this Sebring Convertible...