Cars
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vii
LINCOLN MKT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: 99.9% of the time it's not a good sign when you feel forced to refer to the vehicle's front end as a snout. Ford's "lesser" version of the MKT, the Flex, is far more attractive. The bulge between the...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part V
FORD RANGER Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Ranger hasn't been redesigned in this century. The design from last century wasn't even all that modern at the time. Do you know how good other small trucks are these days? Alternatives: Tuk Tuk, used...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iii
BMW X6 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness? Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Ii
BMW X3 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Abhorrent styling. Incomprehensible dynamic deficiencies. Overwhelmingly better rivals. Alternatives: Audi Q5, Mercedes-Benz GLK350, BMW 328i xDrive Sports Wagon Base USD Price: $38,850 Ideal Owner: Reginald, a recent...
- The Bad 8 Supersize - Part Iii
FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC Interesting, you might find, to discover that a vehicle with a similar premise finds itself in The Good 12 Supersize and yet this, the Ford Explorer Sport Trac, sits in the dungeon. Do recall, however, that the Chevy Avalanche...
Cars
THE BAD 8 SUPERSIZE v2.0 - PART IV
FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC
Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Generally speaking, in 2010 you'd want to buy something with relatively recent engineering - not something from 1877. The headlights look like they each have a runny nose. This vehicle, without a mid-gate, is supremely pointless.
Alternatives: Not trying to act like you need a truck, Chevrolet Avalanche, Jeep Wrangler
Base USD Price: $27,810
Ideal Owner: Chip used to surf. Chip even had a boat before he moved and lost his space in the landlord's garage. But Chip still wants to look like he surfs and has a boat. Which he doesn't.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: Pay full price but receive $15,000 towards lessons in being cool, relax, and getting hip.
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- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vii
LINCOLN MKT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: 99.9% of the time it's not a good sign when you feel forced to refer to the vehicle's front end as a snout. Ford's "lesser" version of the MKT, the Flex, is far more attractive. The bulge between the...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part V
FORD RANGER Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Ranger hasn't been redesigned in this century. The design from last century wasn't even all that modern at the time. Do you know how good other small trucks are these days? Alternatives: Tuk Tuk, used...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iii
BMW X6 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness? Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Ii
BMW X3 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Abhorrent styling. Incomprehensible dynamic deficiencies. Overwhelmingly better rivals. Alternatives: Audi Q5, Mercedes-Benz GLK350, BMW 328i xDrive Sports Wagon Base USD Price: $38,850 Ideal Owner: Reginald, a recent...
- The Bad 8 Supersize - Part Iii
FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC Interesting, you might find, to discover that a vehicle with a similar premise finds itself in The Good 12 Supersize and yet this, the Ford Explorer Sport Trac, sits in the dungeon. Do recall, however, that the Chevy Avalanche...