Cars
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Viii
MERCEDES-BENZ R-CLASS Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Jumpins' that's a lot of money for an uglier-than-a-minivan tall wagon. Couldn't Mercedes-Benz think of something better to do with 5,000 pounds of metal and leather? Every single dimension...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vii
LINCOLN MKT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: 99.9% of the time it's not a good sign when you feel forced to refer to the vehicle's front end as a snout. Ford's "lesser" version of the MKT, the Flex, is far more attractive. The bulge between the...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vi
HUMMER H2 SUT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part V
FORD RANGER Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Ranger hasn't been redesigned in this century. The design from last century wasn't even all that modern at the time. Do you know how good other small trucks are these days? Alternatives: Tuk Tuk, used...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iii
BMW X6 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness? Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts...
Cars
THE BAD 8 SUPERSIZE v2.0 - PART II
BMW X3
Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Abhorrent styling. Incomprehensible dynamic deficiencies. Overwhelmingly better rivals.
Alternatives: Audi Q5, Mercedes-Benz GLK350, BMW 328i xDrive Sports Wagon
Base USD Price: $38,850
Ideal Owner: Reginald, a recent Ivy League law school graduate, who has no idea that simply owning a BMW no longer makes you cool and mayhap never did.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: Buy 1 X3, receive 1 drop-dead gorgeous BMW Z4 in the mail.
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- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Viii
MERCEDES-BENZ R-CLASS Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Jumpins' that's a lot of money for an uglier-than-a-minivan tall wagon. Couldn't Mercedes-Benz think of something better to do with 5,000 pounds of metal and leather? Every single dimension...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vii
LINCOLN MKT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: 99.9% of the time it's not a good sign when you feel forced to refer to the vehicle's front end as a snout. Ford's "lesser" version of the MKT, the Flex, is far more attractive. The bulge between the...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vi
HUMMER H2 SUT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part V
FORD RANGER Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Ranger hasn't been redesigned in this century. The design from last century wasn't even all that modern at the time. Do you know how good other small trucks are these days? Alternatives: Tuk Tuk, used...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Iii
BMW X6 Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness? Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts...