Cars
- Custom Built Hummer H1 Is One Freaky Creation
My eyes, oh my poor eyes... Can't remember for sure if we have seen any custom made vehicle worse than this heavily modified Hummer H1 that's up for grabs on eBay, but it certainly makes the top list. And wait until you see the interior with the...
- Handmade Hummer H1 Replica Built With Ford Parts Including F150 Frame!
So what do you do when you're in the bizarre position of being a Ford nut that wants a Hummer but doesn't have enough money to buy one? Well, while most people would just forget about it, FullSizeBronco (FSB) forum member Francois (aka H150) decided...
- U.s. Sales Of Niche Suvs & Trucks - April 2010
Proving to be gravely unpopular with North American consumers are two vehicles which The Good Car Guy said would be gravely unpopular with North American consumers. The Acura ZDX and BMW X6 are the less useful ugly ducklings in their respective firms'...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vi
HUMMER H2 SUT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a...
- Odd Logic - Hummer, Jeep, Mazda, Smart
Jeep and Hummer versus Mazda and smart. That kind of comparison sounds complicated, complex, convoluted even. Get this - we're not talking about the rumoured (in history) of the smart formore, nor are we discussing Jeep's baby Compass. Nope. Not...
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THE BAD 8 SUPERSIZE - Part VI
HUMMER H2 SUT
Contrary to popular belief, a mid-gate doesn't guarantee a Good 12 Supersize victory. After being propped up in the Chevrolet Avalanche winning post and the Ford Explorer Sport Trac losing post, this Hummer H2 SUT and its mid-gate fail to engender love or passion. In fact, the Hummer H2 SUT does invoke passionate diatribes; 99.9% of the time in a very bad way. This be one of those times, senor.
Hummer H2's have little going for them. Horribly expensive, wretchedly impractical, excessively thirsty; terrible anti-social - these are the traits exemplified in a loud and audacious manner. With the H2 SUT, those same characteristics are taken up to 11. Bad news. Why, pray tell, is there even an attempt at a truck bed? Seriously. Pray tell.
Why do H2 SUT owners, rare though they may be, so freakin' frequently choose yellow? Because their choice of vehicle didn't speak loudly enough about their utter lack of inner confidence? Would you like to read some more questions for which The Good Car Guy provides no viewable answer; questions for which the answer is either completely obvious or unknown to manking? Or is the point that the Hummer H2 SUT sucks already clear?Â
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Alternatives: prison cell, a rocky and barren and lonely small island, a Ford F150, or a Chevrolet Avalanche
Necessary Incentizing To Switch To The Good 12 Supersize: Not possible, man.
Anything Else? Yes, just frustration and shock that humanity, or some small cross-section of it, is interested in this vehicle.
- Custom Built Hummer H1 Is One Freaky Creation
My eyes, oh my poor eyes... Can't remember for sure if we have seen any custom made vehicle worse than this heavily modified Hummer H1 that's up for grabs on eBay, but it certainly makes the top list. And wait until you see the interior with the...
- Handmade Hummer H1 Replica Built With Ford Parts Including F150 Frame!
So what do you do when you're in the bizarre position of being a Ford nut that wants a Hummer but doesn't have enough money to buy one? Well, while most people would just forget about it, FullSizeBronco (FSB) forum member Francois (aka H150) decided...
- U.s. Sales Of Niche Suvs & Trucks - April 2010
Proving to be gravely unpopular with North American consumers are two vehicles which The Good Car Guy said would be gravely unpopular with North American consumers. The Acura ZDX and BMW X6 are the less useful ugly ducklings in their respective firms'...
- The Bad 8 Supersize V2.0 - Part Vi
HUMMER H2 SUT Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a...
- Odd Logic - Hummer, Jeep, Mazda, Smart
Jeep and Hummer versus Mazda and smart. That kind of comparison sounds complicated, complex, convoluted even. Get this - we're not talking about the rumoured (in history) of the smart formore, nor are we discussing Jeep's baby Compass. Nope. Not...